Some like it Plot

soberscientistlife:

Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.

writing-prompt-s:

You unknowingly acquired an ancient artifact that carries a most horrible curse. Well, “most horrible” by ancient standards. By today’s standards it is a mild inconvenience at worst.

triedkiss:

A rushing moment

cipher-fresh:

I’ve got conflicted feelings on Crowley and Aziraphale being friends in Heaven before the Fall, but combined with the implication that Crowley had an amount of his memories of Heaven before the Fall removed or erased, this sets up a really funny potential Trapper Complex where Aziraphale could mention having a friend in Heaven and Crowley gets jealous of his pre-Fall self

bamsara:

artblock begone

camelidae:

Sea dragons are a gentle breed, and rarely come into conflict with humans - they will, however, absolutely wreck your sandcastles.

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

catchymemes:

Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.

Originally posted by mysweetteame

same energy <3

polychromaic:

Sharing the tgirl!Pilgrim au I’ve been hyperfixating on for the last couple day. Her name’s Winny for short and she absolutely is as terrible as she was before starting E.

angyem:

magicpotatolover-shadowbanned:

rabbitindisguise:

akira777x:

Dude you good??

Sööp

coyotegirl-writer-s-block:

princesskuragina:

princesskuragina:

Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

“it’s about love” yes and love is tearing a man’s heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.

writing-prompt-s:

“How did you get here?” The demon asked.

“Everyone kept telling me to go hell,” replied the door-to-door salesman.

rintheyordle:

Smug Mukluk doing a little dance! This animation loop debuted today on Muk’s stream, and is also an emoji you can spam in his chat. Hope you all enjoy!!

And yes it’s the Hat in Time meme dance :) thanks again for the commission Muk!

filibusterfrog:

four humors

get-rammed:

Some favorites from the new part :)

velvetmysoul: